Prayer for Daniel Plainview (Full Text)

Our Daniel Plainview who is the Third Revelation,

hallowed be thy name.

Thy mansion come.

Thy will be done

on earth as it is in the fields.

Give us this day our daily potatoes,

and forgive us our following song and dance and superstition,

as we forgive HWs who misstep,

and lead us not into false prophets,

but deliver us from Eli. Amen.