Thursday, August 28, 2014

Apostle Peter and Eli Sunday

Just like Peter denied Christ 3 times, Eli was forced to deny God many times by Plainview. 

Thursday, August 21, 2014

The genius of Daniel Plainview

How come he is able to be so physically adept in the end despite drunk? He throws bowling balls at Eli, and crushes him with the bowling pin. Because he knows how to mix his drinks! 

- whisky
- Tilford's whisky
- Eli's water (water is always good to temper excessive alcohol intake, helps with re-hidration)
- blood of lamb from Bandy's tract. Blood is alkaline, so neutralizes stomach acidity due to alcohol.
- Eli's milkshake. Now that is a perfect hangover cure! 

Once again, the wisdom of Daniel Plainview is imparted for the ages...

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Another instance of the kindness of Daniel Plainview

After explaining to Eli about how he (Daniel) drinks his (Eli's) water up everyday (as well as the blood of lamb from Bandy's tract), Daniel lets Eli sit down again. And gives him a nice, kind smile. Furthermore, he shows sympathy, even admitting to Eli that the Lord sometimes challenges us, repeating the line with him as Eli cries. 

Sunday, August 3, 2014

The funny thing about Plainview's breaking and beating of Eli

Quiz: what was it? He asked Eli to "Listen/Listen/Listen" 3 times.
A: Plainview paid Paul $10,000 cash in hand, just like that. [Paul] has his own company now, prosperous little business, three wells producing 5 thousand dollars a week. Meanwhile, Eli, the sniveling ass, just cried through his nonsense, being the afterbirth that slithered out on his mother's filth.